(Andy sitting outside with some patient)
Nurse: (Open the door) Mr.Andy, the doctor will see you now
Andy: (Door shut) Dr…I need your help!!!
Doc: How can I help you?
Andy: Dr, I got a big problem…
Doc: Relax and talk slowly
Andy: I wan to be muscular, attractive, handsome and tall
Doc: Ahh… Why ahh???
Andy: Dr, I have always been teased and laughed at by others for my ugly appearance
Doc: Oh, I understand how you feel. Don’t worry! As others say, I Dr.Phua Chu Chang,
best in KL and Selangor. Some say Kajang. I always help wan. I doctor ma
Andy: Thanks Doc.
Doc: Ok, let me show you the medicine. This will make you taller, handsome
Andy: (Interrupt) Wait Doc, I don’t mind what you use even if the fees are
expnsive. As long it works and is fast
Doc: Ok… In that case, lets do it now
Andy: Really???
Doc: Ahya…I Dr.Phua Chu Chang best in KL and Selangor. Some say Kajang. Me
Always works fast one. Nurse, bring in the syringe model XR 1000
Nurse: (Nurse come in) Right away doctor.
Andy: XR what?!?! (Look behind)…Why… soo BIG one?!?!
Doc: First, I need to check your heartbeat
Doc: (Heatbeat) Why soo FAST one!
Andy: Panic mah!!! Why the syringe soo BIG one!!Dr, you don’t play play ar!!!
Doc: Ah!!! Don’t worry lah… I Dr.Phua Chu Chang, best in KL and Selangor. Some say
Kajang never play play with this dangerous equipment. Trust me
Andy: Oh.. I trust you doc.. But whats inside?
Doc: Aiyoh!!! This is my special 4-in-1 formulae. You say you want to be handsome,
Tall, attractive and handsome wan… So, I put all in one lo
Andy: Ok… But, does it hurt?
Doc: Aiyah!!! Don’t worry. Im Dr.Phua Chu Chang, best in KL and Selangor. Some say
Kajang. It will not hurt. I will finish this before you can name the new principal of
SMKBBSL
Andy: (Inject) AHHHHHHHH!!!
Doc: (Andy fainted) Done, you may proceed to the counter to pay…Err, Andy…
Andy…Wake up….
Andy: (wake up)Huh??? Finish already ar?
Doc: Ya…This medicine will work in one week time… Soo, please come back in one
,week time. Nurse, please take this gentleman out
Nurse: This way sir
(One week later)
Nurse: You cannot come in miss!!!
Nurse: Miss, please, please be patient
Doc: Aiyoh!!! Why soo noisy wan!? Nurse, let her in..
Andy: Doc, look what you have done to me!!!!
Doc:Huh?? Do I know you?? And what did I do to you? I don’t even know you also??
Andy: It’s me, Andy…WAS. Your soo call 4-in-1 formulae turn me into this
Doc: Huh?? Really ar? But, you look soo pretty mah!!!
Andy: Pretty your head!!! I will sue you!!! You talk to my lawyer!!!
Doc:Don’t sue me la..I’m just doing business mah…I have to support my wife and 3 kids
Andy: I don’t care…Hmph!!! Soo long!!!
Doc:Miss Andy...Mr Andy...Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
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