4 year old IQ test‏

Hi,

Try whether you are more than four year old or not...

Are you smarter than a four year old?

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU

Which way is the bus below traveling?

To the left or to the right?








Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.














Still don't know?

Primary school children were shown this picture and asked the same question.

90% of them gave this answer:

'The bus is traveling to the right.'

When asked, 'Why do you think the bus is traveling to the right?'

They answered:

'Because you can't see the door to get on the bus.'






How do you feel now???

I know, me too.

Google employees‏

Do you think we could ask for the same advantages ?

We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously ... as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light ...

Moving around: A slide allows quick access from different floors ... There are also poles available ... they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.

Food. Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink.

Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.

INOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Googles managers.

LEISURE. Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.

Communication... On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs.

Technical Support: Problem with your computer ? No problem ... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed ...

Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.

REST ... This room provides massage chairs that you control ... while you view relaxing aquariums ... !!!

Ambiance ... There are many books in this library ... even some about programming !!

My question .... When do they work ... ?

How much do they (employees) pay to work there ?

Latest Christmas carol song for 2008!!!

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk

So keep out for goodness sake,OH
You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

( Actually it is already in town!!!)

Make THe Best Of Everything...

" The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect."

A group of graduates, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.

* Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

* Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.

* When all the students had a cup of coffee, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the simple and cheap ones.

* While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.

* Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee.

* In most cases, it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink.

* What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups... Then you
began eyeing each other's cups.

* Now consider this: - Life is the coffee; the
jobs, money and position in society are the cups. - They are just tools to hold and contain Life,and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the
quality of Life we live. - Sometimes, by concentrating on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us. Enjoy your coffee!."

* The happiest people don't have the best of everything. * They just make the best of everything."

1. Live simply.
2. Love generously.
3. Care deeply.
4. Speak kindly.
5. Leave the rest to God.

You are the miracle, my friend;
Your life either shines a light OR casts a shadow!
Shine a light & Enjoy the Coffee!!!

7 down, 2 more to go!!!

7 DOWN...2 DAMN MORE TO GO!!!!wahahahaha!!!

Finally,a 2 week break for me...woot..finally can rest and catch up with the net..haha...i miss my pc and my ps2...and MOSTLY my GIRLFRIEND!!!!I MISS HER SOO MUCH!!! I feel like hijacking someone's car(maybe sheena's car),then drive to her house and visit her...hahahaha...i think before i reach,i will get caught by the police cause no license....haiz....feel like takin Undang now...Nevermind,after SPM,i will take my Undang,get my license,then only drive to her house...hahahaha..after getting my license,drive around M'sia...wahahaha...then NS...Dang it!!!i dont feel like going to NS already...Actually,at first,i like to join NS...But now,dont feel like it already...just know that the 1st batch will be on the 27th of December 08...WHY MUST IT BE STRAIGHT AFTER SPM!!!...haiz...oh well...no choice anyway.......

Tagged...

1. What's your ambition?
To be someone who have achieved success in life.

2. If you were given a superpower, what will it be and what will you use it for?
I think I'll want the ability to read minds.

3. What is your favorite food?
ALOT LA

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Not sure....

5. How many babies you want?
Hmm...i will answer this in another 20 yrs

6. Do you believe in seeing rainbows after the rain?
maybe

7. What is your goal for this year?
Get good results for my SPM,head to NS then to college

8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Yes

9. Have you ever been abandoned by someone?
Yes

10. What feeling do you love most?
The feeling of loving someone and having that person love you back

11. What is your bad habit?
I talk alot

12. Is there anything you want to tell the people who hates you?
CURSE YOU ALL

13. Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
Yes.

14. What does flying means to you?
Free

15. What do you crave for most currently?
My gf's love.

16. List 3 most important person in your life?
my family,my gf and my frens

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words.
He's cocky but have wonderful dancing skills

18. You found your other half?
I don't think i half an other half.

19. What will you become in 10 years to come?
A 27 yrs old lover boy

20.Who's your girl/boy friend?
Sarah Yen!!!

Instructions
Remove one question from above and add in your personal question
Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people
List them out at the end of the post
Notify them in their chatbox that they've been tagged
Whoever does this tag will have blessings from all

The 8 people I tag is:
Amanda
Pinky
Evonne
Yee Yin
Jin Rui
Michelle Lim
Sheena
Jamie

HAHA...

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher